Sorry, I went all Bristol while writing the title...
The wonderful wordage and videos I've listed on this page have the power to make me snigger like I’ve crashed my Fun Tanker into a Nitrous Oxide Factory. It's a collection of the funny things I turn to on the rare occassions when life turns to shite and I need a dose of laughter to perk me up.
The list is for me really, so I don't have to go looking for amusing things when I need a giggle. But if you find this page, I hope you enjoy it :-)
If you’ve seen something hilarious and would like to share it with me, I'd be happy to hear from you as I like to laugh. If it makes tears roll down my face, I promise to list it here.
This is probably the funniest customer complaint letter ever written. It offers the perfect example of how to make a point using humour rather than utilising copious amounts of profanity and ranting like an idiot. I read that Richard Branson replied personally to the letter.
To see the complaint letter, click here.
This is a live radio recording. The announcer is reading a story from the Los Angeles times about felching, and gets a fit of the giggles.
DYAC is a website that lists funny auto correct text mistakes. The link below takes you to the funniest collection I’ve found, but it’s worth browsing the rest of the site as they’re all pretty hilarious.
To see the best of Damn You Auto Correct, click here.
The Chase is a UK TV game show. Bradley Walsh is the host and is renowned for giggling fits, but this is the funniest corpsing I’ve seen him do.
This is a collection of amusing analogies, said to have been written by high school students.
To see the funny analogies, click here.
The best fake German translation I've seen - all the more amusing if you ride motorbikes.
Here you can sift through exchanges between service providers and their clients. It's hilarious and totally addictive. Click here to visit the site.
This is an answer machine message someone left while witnessing a road traffic accident outside of Dallas. The voice describes (amidst fits of laughter) the aftermath of the car carnage when one man tried to face down four severely pissed off old ladies.
You'll find lots of lists of the funniest reviews on Amazon, but there are two (in my humble / twisted opinion) that are more hilarious than all the rest combined.
This is a video of the legend that is Spike Milligan accepting a Lifetime Achievement Award at the Bristish Comedy Awards in 1994. Jonathan Ross does his best to read out a letter from HRH Prince Charles, but finds it impossible due to Spike's awesome humour.
If you're having a bad day and nothing is going right, this will help you feel better about yourself - other people 'nailing it', which is code for other people cocking things up far worse than you have.
You can see all the Pinterest fails here.
Rock band Wicked Sceptre's party tape. This was originally a sketch on America's Mr Show.
I've always loved Metallica. Then I saw this. Now I love them even more. A rock band having fun with their music and not taking themselves too seriously. Legends.
This is a picture of an Easter card that my nieces sent my mum and dad. Sweet and innocent at first glance...
I was sitting in my parent's living room, having a chat, when I suddenly noticed that the bunny on the card appeared to have feet that looked like two pieces of the male anatomy that:
Once you see it, you can't unsee it... sorry :-)
When someone farts in a meeting, what should you do? Laugh. Uncontrollably. And when they fart again, laugh some more.
Razors have never been so much fun...
I often find jokes tired and boring, but some of these are actually new, fun and inventive, if not a little twisted. Click here to see the jokes.
This is part of a live Billy Connolly show, filmed in front of an audience of UK television stars in 1985 for the BBC. There are many funny Billy Connolly sketches, but this one has a certain magic about it.
Jamie Morton is a very lucky man. His dad write a porno and shared it with him. He and his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, rip the shit out of it in a series of hilarious podcasts.
You can listen to the podcasts here.
Rita Moreno trying to sing Fever (a song by Eddie Cooley and Otis Blackwell, made famous by Peggy Lee) but Animal is playing drums in a way that makes it impossible.
Inspector Clouseau fighting his manservant, Cato, in the film The Pink Panther Strikes Again.
The Pink Panther films are an endless source of laughter. Below are two more videos. They are outtakes from the Pink Panther film series.
The first is the infamous 'fart in the lift' scene, which includes an interview with Peter Sellers.
The second is a compilation of bloopers from the Pink Panther series.
This is the full scene (long version) from the UK sitcom Mrs Brown's Boys where Mrs Brown gets a bikini wax.
This is an old piece of footage from the Dean Martin Show. It’s all about the audience and Dean Martin's reaction to the first chorus. The song is called Where Were You When the Ship Hit the Sand.
This is a sketch from the Carol Burnett Show, starring Tim Conway and Harvey Corman. Harvey Corman gets a serious laughter attack during the performance.
Unfortunately, this amazing piece of comedy history has been removed from YouTube because WMG blocked it on copyright grounds. What a shame. It's worth doing a search for it though, as it does reappear from time to time.